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We at black bubblegum don't enjoy sitting around, reading poetry and curling up in the fetal position. We like to drink a cold beverage, sit on our girlfriend and watch scary movies. You should too.
1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 is criminally underrated. bbg loves sequels. Especially sequels as badass as this. It's not gonna be another chainsaw massacre, but sit back, relax and eat yarrrr meat.
Quote: Drayton: No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat. I've got a real good eye for prime meat. Runs in the Family.
2. Troll 2
We don't wanna read anymore reviews like "my sister made me watch this" or "I turned it off in the first 5 minutes". Some people don't get it. Some people like to write shitty reviews. How can you not dig the weird ass dad, psycho mom and gnarly overacting kid??? And Grampa??? Row row row your boat!!!
Quote: Drugstore Owner: Are you crazy, boy? We're vegetarians here in Nilbog. Didn't you know that? Here's some Nilbog milk. Special milk. High in vitamin content. Here, it's free...
3. Alligator 2: The Mutation
We keep reading "unfortunate sequel"!!! We get that it's just another cheesey animal horror flick but come on!!! Have you people heard of acting??? Plus you get sweet wrestling action & Kane Hodder?? And old Henry the Wino rules.
Quote: Okay the script wasn't that great on this one...
4. Motel Hell
Honestly, we didn't know what was going on until the first hour of the movie, But duuude, if grampa can marry that chick... that opens a lot of doors for a lot of people! Great characters, great plot and no preservatives!!! A goot goot! Now get "creative".
Quote: Vincent Smith: There's too many people in the world and not enough food. Now this takes care of both problems at the same time.
5. Night of the Demons
Warning: Sex & Nudity. Violence & Gore. Profanity. Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking. Frightening/intense scenes throughout, including demonic possession, friends forced to attack and kill each other, abandonment in scary locations, and the walking dead... What the hell are you waiting for?
Quote: Angela: [Possessed] What's the matter Judy? Don't you like your blind date?
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The King of Kong A Fistful of Quarters
(2007)
Set against the backdrop of competitive classic video-gaming, King of Kong is the story of one man's quest to dethrone video game legend and hot-sauce peddler Billy Mitchell's high score in the titular video game. Calling King of Kong a documentary about video games, however, would be huge mischarecterization, akin to saying Willie Nelson plays some guitar and smokes a little pot. We all know Willie plays some guitar and smokes a lot of pot. Willie gets hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.
More to the point, King of Kong is a recasting and retelling of the classic good vs. evil, David vs. Goliath story. Fulfilling the role of the nice guy everyman is Steve Wiebe, a family man and teacher from suburban Washington state whose journey to set the new Donkey Kong high score serves as the story's framework. Hellbent on maintaining his tenuous grasp on his spot in history is Mitchell, an egomaniac and hero to pasty virgins everywhere. |
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| Check this out! The black bubblegum site hasn't even launched yet and we already have some local yocal doing his best interpretation of a copycat! Unfortunately bbg had to inform these wannabes that black bubblegum breaks legs for a living and we're not down with the hole
imitation is the best form of flattery bs. haha. |
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